otheranimals: is your name math because i have a problem with you
Don't Fuck With an English Teacher
of-the-sweetest-tea: autumnyte: fasterwouldbebetter: I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…
thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go...
bullied: 90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
your-pal-lindsay: thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely i have been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally stopped working for a second
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
spankin-n-yankin: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother peter pot peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan and this is probably why no one talks about him peter pot is so high, he neverlands. Leave.
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of...
katy-withay: sodamnrelatable: Most accurate gif award goes to….
lolsofunny: So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” and all I can think about is
vriskezi: emissary-of-wind: vriskezi: the only word in the entire french language is baguette Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire ! *baguette
bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
zooeyclairedeschahell: “cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
lightrup: duhavin: lightrup: lightrup: maybe university isn’t a good idea maybe becoming a tree is a good idea next person who reblogs this is getting shot shoot me
ollivander: ollivander: I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless this is my chance