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why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
(via if-its-meant-tobe)
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teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
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(via officerfriendlyy)
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still the best thing ever
(via dredcalianarchy)
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When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(via lookingforabetterurl)
